[RoninLB]

The End of Child Support
A little humorous "southern" story on child support:

Today my baby girl's 18th birthday..... I be so glad that this my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those darn payments!
So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that's on yo mama's face."

So my baby girl she take the check over to her. I be anxious to hear what she say and what she look like. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy...... and watch the
expression on yo face.