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The New 12 Days of Christmas
Let's rewrite the 12 days Christmas as I really don't want a partridge in a pear tree. This song needs to be rewritten for the 21st century.
Here is the original:
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
...Four calling birds...
...Five golden rings...
...Six geese a-laying...
...Seven swans a-swimming...
...Eight maids a-milking...
...Nine ladies dancing...
...Ten lords a-leaping...
...Eleven pipers piping...
...Twelve drummers drumming...
What can you come up with? Here is my attempt:
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A Porsche with a key
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two tons of chocolate,
And a Porsche with a key
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three plasma tvs,
Two tons of chocolate,
And a Porsche with a key
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Modes of Transportation:
1984 Porsche 911 Targa
2003 VW Jetta GLI
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