[Superman]

Some of you know I'm a flaming liberal and quite proud of it, but that I also do not support some popular liberal platforms such as gun control. I do not believe that an attempt to make guns illegal or hard to acquire will improve public safety. Some folks do believe that removing guns from the community will increase safety.

Like George W. Bush, for example. We're ripping metal doors off people's homes and businesses (while they're away from Fallujah, probably on Christmas vacation) looking for bad guys and weapons. In about a month they're going to have peaceful, legitimate elections in Iraq, and we're setting the stage for that. Right? So once we've completed our search and then allowed Fallujah's quarter-million inhabitants return to that city, then it will be secure because we've denied the bad guys their weapons. Right? And isn't that the opposite of the theory we apply here at home? That trying to take the weapons away from the bad guys is futile?

Oh, and I'm sure we've made housing provisions for all those (like I say, quarter-million) Fallujah inhabitants. So, they're comfortable while we're ripping the doors off their homes and businesses. Right? And when they return and see our handiwork, they'll thank us. Right?

Gosh it's nice to spread the Good News of Jesus' teachings to the savages of the Middle East.