[Mike(dat's me)]

Originally posted by RoninLB
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a Texas bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Say, isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The Bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor.
What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning World War III ".
All the guy says is, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis and one blonde with big breasts."
The guy exclaims, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartass?!
I told you no one would worry about 40 million Iraqis!"

Ok, with all the "left this" and "right that" on this board, this about killed me.... my side hurts... tears...

thanks ronin