[Jason Porter]

1. there is no such thing as normal

2. drinking isn't really the problem for an alcoholic, the alcoholic is the alcoholic's problem...the drinking justs helps him to get away from himself for a while

3. for God's sake, don't you dare even try to bang a girl at work, unless the following apply to you:

a. you don't care about losing your job

b. you don't mind getting sued

c. you don't mind feeling uncomfortable at work, to the point of having to hide and scout corners while there

d. possibly all of the above

4. if you think you can't fit exhibits 3a-3d into your life, then don't do it...there's a reason for the expression "don't fish off the company pier"


And for the rest of you guys, don't encourage this kind of behavior...