[SteveStromberg]

Give me 15 minutes and I will have them singing.

It just takes a pair of vice grips, a bottle of Heet. Some Green Tabasco and an eye dropper.

The vice grips are attached to the Thumb. the Heet is put on there Balls.
A couple of drops of tabasco in the mouth. Then start tighting the vise grips a little at a time.

Then you tell them Talk or I will put the Bottle of Tabasco in their eyes one drop at a time.