[schosh]

It's like this Brother Jason
..sometimes, in a weak moment ,when I'm off my medication, I too have impure thoughts about teen err..914s (For a moment there I thought I was a catholic priest!)

I imagine jackin' the whole thing up two feet and puttin on 6 foot diameter mud-boggin wheels. These would be offset by tastefully done wheel covers ; the type that keep spinning even while I'm sittin still in line over at The Main Drag Liquor Store's drive thru.

The paint job would be subtle yet make a statement; your basic red metalflake with the ever popular "stars and bars" motif ala General Lee.

Power would come from a John Deere 4-banger tweaked by Jake to produce enough torque to pull a humvee out'ta quicksand.

The interior would be done in camofloge burlap with lepoardskin accents. The seats would be real buckets fastened to the floor with duct tape ..

Ohh what a special car this would be!
I bet I could get 100 grand for it on Ebay!

Schosh