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Let's summarize this into a personal ad:
Dumb female fat-ass with no self-motivation seeks committed financial partner to pay tons of money to watch as history repeats itself and she continues to gain weight. Interests include: blue typefaces, GPS, renting body for salt collection and fold spelunking, Jared from Subway, and fluffy puppys. Message box 3465 for pictures of Jennifer Garner.
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Stuff of marginal consequence:
- 1974 911"Carerra" sunroof coupe
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