My favorite one has three dogs, a husband and a wife dog and a male visitor dog. They're standing by the fireplace admiring the dent in the front end of a car that's mounted above the mantle like the head of a trophy buck.
The quote is from the wife dog and goes something like this: "Don't listen to him Earl, the darn thing swerved to miss him and ran into a tree". The glare from the husband dog to his wife is absolute perfection.
