[widebody911]

I'm not going to get married; I'm just going to find some chick I hate and buy her a house.

The last betty I met was Arab (Palestinian); she had that whole olive complexion, dark eyes, exotic thing going on. Alas, she was only 26, and as hip and shallow as the day is long. Nice bod though (she even ran a marathon a few weeks ago), but I had an overwhelming desire to duct tape her mouth shut. I'm sure a lot of you feel that way about your wives, but on the 3rd date? (no, this isn't the chick from New Year's).