[cmccuist]

I need to do something. How am I supposed to watch a football game or golf tournament for 3-4 hours if she decides to get up and start doing laundry. Another favorite thing is "get your tools, we're going to hang some pictures."

If it's the first quarter or front nine, no problem, but what if Tiger and Vijay are tied up on the back nine at Augusta, or the Colts are driving against the Pats late in the game. I'm screwed at that point. Tivo could end up saving my marriage.

One thing I could try is the next time I get to cooking dinner, I could say "put that paper down, the living room needs vacuuming." Yea, that will work.

Henry Huggins put it best when he said, "women are illogical, that's all there is to that. Their heads are filled with cotton, hay and rags."