[Wrecked944]

Okay, I have finally reached the limit of my patience. I bought a house with a low flow, 1.6 GPF toilet and after three years I am just about ready to rip the GD thing out with my bare hands and smash it to bits. It clogs, it sprays water, it overflows. It drives me in-freaking-sane. It actually does everying except flush. At this point a plastic funnel stuck into an open drainage pipe would be preferable. I routinely have to fill a bucket of water to pour into the bowl just to get the worthless contraption to operate - which, of course, negates the whole purpose of having a low flow toilet to begin with.

So after three years of swearing and shaking my fist, I am going to replace the damned thing (or install a retrofit upgrade if any exists). So please help a brother out. Can anyone recommend a really good product as either a replacement or fix? I swear if that evil, pathetic, capricious thing floods my bathroom just one more time the porcelain will be flying!!

I hate my toilet. HATE. It is a very strong word. I do not like to HATE. But I do HATE my toilet.

HATE.