WOW!! I had no idea my question would hit such a tender nerve. Thanks for the info. I feel empowered to tackle this satanic beast and bring it to heel.
Oh yeah, and regarding "toilet forums", I agree it is a hilarious (and yet, I suppose, strangely inevitable) product of the internet. Hmmm...just imagine what Pelican would look like if it had such a forum...let's follow the magic trolley to the land of Make Believe...
