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Originally posted by Moneyguy1
Perhaps if every man, woman and child were given, through a government project, their own AK47, we might be able to collect some imperical data on the emotional stability of certain facets of the population.
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I run a military barracks for mid-grade criminals and people suffering from varying degrees of idiocy, personality disorders with "psychotic episodes," and other fun folks. I personally don't think it's necessary to issue assault rifles to everyone in order to determine their emotional stability.
I'm reliving the episode from December, wherein a fine upstanding young sailor (tic) was running down the hallway screaming "I'm going to get you, you fat bald mother-f---er! I won't be in the brig forever you piece of s---!" Three of my staff tackled this character, who continued undaunted. "You a--hole! I'll f---ing f--- you up, g--d---it!!! Send your minions to fight me? Bring it on yourself, man to man, f---er!!! Come on, fight me!!!" He would have made a proud linebacker, had we not had to chain him hand and foot and haul him kicking and screaming over to the brig.
So, perhaps it would be wiser, after all, if we weren't all carrying assault rifles.
Dan