I have a few franchise ops open here in the big D for you to explore the home party concept. Have two different people ready to pop - just give the word and we can set them up.
$0 income - reminds me of some guys I know that have bars - each year they never seem to have any profits showing on the books - always seem to "just break even" every year.
I guess if times were real lean you could always live out of the 95 Grand Cherokee - the Targa might be drafty and the GT3 would raise suspect and of course you wouldn't want to sleep in the E without a duevat cover!
just bust'n chops...