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I can only tell you what works for me. Start by drinking alot of champagne before hand to loosen up. Walk (whilest shaking visibly) to the podium and proceed to spill your champagne on both the podium and yourself. Follow said spilling with a not-intentionally loud YEA WHOOOO! This is a crowd pleaser as at this point they feel your pain. Wait nervously for a friend to bring you another glass Proceed to tear-up and crack your voice during the emotional part. When finished, return to your seat and vow to never ever under any circumstances do that again. There you go, YRMV.
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