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Originally posted by AFriend
Have you ever wondered why people who seem to have everything, mess up their lives with artificial happiness, or commit suicide?
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Wow, what a coincidence! I was just wondering that as I was digging around trying to find a razor blade while the tub filled up.
But reading your post, I began to think, hey, this Earth stuff sucks, I've got to get to Heaven as soon as possible. then it dawned on me, if I commit suicide, I won't be able to get into Heaven.
So, I've decided to drive around here in Boston on Thursday, it's supposed to snow, with slicks on the car, maybe, if I'm lucky, someone will hit me and I will be killed, and I'll get to go to heaven.
Thanks!
