Geez, lendaddy, just think of all the "Sin Tax" that you will be denying the bureaucrats.
. . . they want you to stop, doncha know? . .. that's
the only reason they put a "Sin Tax" on those things.

Sorry, supe. . . I know that the tax-angle likely encourages your habit.
. ...Knowing that the
all-caring gubmint makes more profit off a pack than the evil tabacco company, must be tough to resist.