[ckissick]

Once, while wandering the halls of the US Geological Survey, I found, tacked to a geologist's door, two versions a paragraph that was espousing the same scientific theory. One was incredibly verbose to the point of being nonsence, the other was simple and straighforward, so a layman could understand it. PhD's were asked to review both paragraphs, and the nonsence got the better review.

BTW, here's a good one. You could say,

"My gastronomical satiety admonishes me that I have arrived at a state of deglutition inconsistent with dietetic integrity."

Or, you could say, "I'm full.

And when you see someone with bad manners doing a certain something, tell them, "pray, desist the extraction of mucus agesta from your proboscus via the function of digital manipulation."