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Gon fix it with me hammer
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In Flanders Fields where the poppies blow
Posts: 23,537
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replica's make baby jezus cry...
if i had my way , there would be a law stating that all replica cars should
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not allowed to make them in the same scale as the original car
they should be at least 10% bigger or smaller than the original
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tow a small trailor with a big ass arrow pointing to the car
on that arrow , there should be neon letters saying
"THIS CAR IS FAKE" alternating with "REPLICA !! NOT REAL !!!
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driver of said replica , has to wear the mandatory "replica club" members clothing, specifically , a giant plukked chicken suit
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only 50 CC lawnmower engines are allowed in any replicated vehicle
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a special drivers licence is required , to get the licence, you have to pass "the test", in which you proove that you can actually control a car when it spins at 50mph +... and you have to do it in your own replicar ... with the 50cc engine... if you can't make it spin on a dry surface... then you can't proove you can control it... plain and simple
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