[Mike(dat's me)]

The other night, I was sitting in the casino...

drinking a margarita...

and someone sat down two machines from me and lit up. Jerk. (ah, the irony)

But seriously, I expect people to smoke at the casino, it goes hand in hand. What I don't like is that it burns my eyes and I go home smelling like smoke...

My drink doesn't effect anyone else hours after I have left... the smokers spouse doesn't cough for hours because I had a drink.

And you know what else I hate? Cats. You can't trust em. They look at you like they want to be petted, and then claw the hell outta ya. Little bas^&*%... Next thing we will get is cats that smoke... grrrrrrrr.