[M.D. Holloway]

Originally posted by island911
oh, n'no .. . once "out" those guys get all the cigars that they can smoke. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

Seriously though; these hypotheticals (w/ poor specifications) are rediculous. I seriously doubt the pissing your pants would do anything to get on out of such a bind. Your pants would soak-up the vast majority. The rest, being at ~100°F would evaporate quickly . . . likely evap'ng more quickly than the saturation rate of said cardboard. AND, one would have to saturate ENOUGH cardboard to provde sufficient egress . . . whilst bound as a human ball.

I demand emperical data to support your hypothesis!
. . .have your wife help you in to the box. . . and don't forget to have her take pictures.

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