[JavaBrewer]

I've never understood the interest in apes. Go to any zoo and you'll be "entertained" with a fine show of shyte eating and throwing. Chimps can be cute but when they reach adulthood they turn into ugly mean f*^kers.

We knew a guy in Carpinteria who in the 80's had two spider monkeys in a big cage on his property. One day he went in to feed them and they turned on him. I believe he lost an ear in that exchange. He sold them soon after.