[M.D. Holloway]

gotta share this comeback / comment - came in from doing some yard work, wife says to hurry up and take a shower cuz we have some friends coming over. I jump in and soap and rinse pretty fast. Normally I take about 30 mins in there, this one was less than 5. She comes into the bathroom. I standing dripping wet and naked to the wind. I see she happens to glace at the member:
"Wow - that's one for the record books!" (she was refering to the shower speed).
"Honey, now I know you haven't seen that many, but I assure you I am a man of typical proportions...but I appricate the enthusiasm!"
She just stood there, dropped jaw not knowing what to say, eventually just shook her head and walked away. The rest of the day she would just shake her head and laugh.