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Reminds me of these two:

This is an extract of an National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Army Lieutenant General Reinwald about sponsoring a Boy Scout Troop on his military installation. It's not true...

Interviewer: "So, LTG Reinwald, what are you going to do with these young boys on their adventure holiday?"

LTG Reinwald: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

LTG Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range."

Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

LTG Reinwald: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

LTG Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"

End of the interview

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high
glucose levels found in semen. A young female (FRESHMAN)
raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying
there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?"

"That's correct", responded the professor, going on to add
statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked,
"Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing,
the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized
exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied),
she picked up her books without a word and walked out of
class... and never returned.

However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's
reply was classic...

Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It
doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness
are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your
throat."