[widebody911]

I had a g/f whose birthday was coming up, and I asked her what she wanted; she said "Get me something crazy and expensive that I don't even need!"

So I signed her up for radiation therapy...

I bought another g/f a ring, but she told me she didn't like it. I told her "What do you mean you dont' like it? You picked it out! It's not my fault that you can't work that little crane better..."