I don't think this is new but it's worth a chuckle
ever wonder?
1. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
5. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
6. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
7. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
8 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
9. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
10. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
12. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
13. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?