[mikester]

Edited for content. -Z-man.

This fella was sitting at a bar when this beautiful woman - a 10 of all 10s walks up and sits next to him. She smiles flirtingly and he of course drools a little (as we all do). She orders a drink and then opens the converstaion with him.

"You know I could give you anything you want."

"Anything I want he says...hmmm....what would I have to do to get this?"

"It's simple; for $100 I will do anything you want - you just have to tell it to me in three words."

"Oh, $100 & three words you say. Well..."

He pulls his wallet out, opens it and retrives 5 crisp $20 bills and places them in her waiting hands.

"Now," she says, "What can I do for a man like you."

"Well, I have 2 wonderful children at home with my wife who I never quite get the quality time I want to spend with...

So, if you please...


"Paint my house."

-rim shot-