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you got a ticket for using your car horn? this is a joke , right? i think you're putting us all on.
If it's true, though, it's a sad state of affairs, one more way the people are screwed into paying more taxes.
one day the people will rise up and revolt.

this is a great story for the networks, however, i'd contact them right away. shed some light on this crazyness. next thing you'll know, we'll be ticketed for turning our lights on in the daytime. they'll find a way.