[ckissick]

Wow, look what I just got off the AP wire...

It's been reported that comedian Jerry Seinfeld has just made a shocking donation of his entire collection of rare Porsches to the Sisters of Mercy orphanage in the small town of Prairie Hole, Nebraska. When reached for comment, orphanage spokesnun, Sister Butzi Ferdy commented, "No comment." However, the janitor, Billy Bob Cornshucker, offered this assessment of the situation, "Hell, there ain't no twisties within 200 miles of here. What was he thinking?" It's believed the Sisters will sell the collection at their next bake sale, but they intend on keeping the 917.

Seinfeld himself could not be reached for comment, however a close friend of his speculated that Seinfeld was finally going through with his grand plan to begin the world's greatest collection of Nash Metropolitans.


I don't know about you, but I'm just shocked.