I'm BEING REPRESSED!!!!
Oh...no....wait - I'm driving a little Xterra - that doesn't count does it?
Today I Was out driving the Porsche with the windows open and the sun roof open and late for work so traffic was light. I got to work waaaaaay to fast but along the way was cut off by no less than three suv's driven by women and every single one of them were on their cell phones - no lie.
Now I go to the post office and park on the street. I come out to my car and this old fella in an olds is trying to parallel park in front of me. There is nobody behind me and I've got the engine started and the car in reverse. He starts backing in and I'm talking to my buddy on the phone (yep - I'm on the cell phone) and the old guy just keeps on backing so I start backing up too and he just keeps on backing and backing until I am out of my spot and he is in it. He turns his car off and gets out like nothing happened. IT WAS FANTASTIC!
Hey sup - I think he was about your age with a walker (you said 86 right?).
