[vash]

ok, it started off harmless. we hooked up with my girlfriend's extended family for a banquet style dinner. food was good. BUT! there is a taiwan tradition where instead of eating, you go around the multiple tables with your glass of scotch, or cognac, and you toast and thank each other. i was the new guy, so i had to move around, and people were coming to me and toasting me. i got blasted! falling down, puking drunk. at a family dinner! jen's mom, gave instructions to the cousins that i was rookie and to cut me off. they agreed and i stumbled into a cab for dancing and (egads!) karaoke! we get there and it was broken down into individual rooms. my g-friends was there and there were other female cousins, and some wives. then i looked up and there standing before me was a bevy of ladies. jen looked at me and said, "PICK ONE". WTF!? they were all wearing evening gowns with slits up boths legs so they flowed and ....nevermind. next thing i know, i hear, "i trust you" from jen. and the night got wierd. i picked a cutie, (i think, scotch goggles) and she fed me fruit and water all night, we sang (i suck) and we dances. she kept putting my hands on her ass. i think she gave me a lap dance, but i cannot be sure. the night ended with, jen's bro taking his "chosen one" to some hotel along with another single cousin. my girl kept running off for something and when she did, one of dave's two girls would drag me onto the dance floor and try to kiss me. jen would have dumped me right there at that whore house. and YES I GOT PICTURES! i will post them, when i get stateside. we will banquet it up again tonight, and the cousin who runs that establishment (he calls himself a salesperson to the aunties) told me, same place, same time. tonight i am taking my nikon d70, and i am picking two anime character, hoochie mamas! i still wont get laid tho because of the fact that i am dating the pimps' cousin. damn it. all night i couldnt ask if these were real "pros" because my manderin is no good. but i figured it out when the boss snapped his fingers and the ladies got out of the nightgowns and into street clothing for the ride to the hotel. the boss cousin is now officially in charge of my taiwan bachelor party if it ever comes to that. pictures in a week!

cliff.