[BillyIdaho]

Interesting timing on this thread for me...

I had a Nigerian mail me 8 fake $100 bills this week.

They were stuck inside a video cassette for the trip over in the mail.

They were fairly good fakes, and even had a primitive "water mark" when held up to the light. We already turned the bills over to the Secret Service, but I told the guy today when he called me (goats, children in background)we had shipped out his "product". He's expecting computer memory.

Hmmm...Any ideas what we should box up and ship to him?


I'm thinking turds are overdone, so I'm looking for some "fresh" ideas. I don't want to break any mail laws or regulations, just torment the guy a little.