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drag racing the short bus
Join Date: May 2002
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Re: Diary of a sensitive guy...
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Originally posted by widebody911
EDITOR'S NOTE: Doug died suddenly Thursday, March 3rd. He was found with a Calloway extra long 50 inch Big Bertha Driver in rectum with only 2 inches of grip showing. His wife Ernestine was arrested, but the Grand Jury accepted her defence that he accidentally sat on it and she was released on Friday, March 4th.
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This would make sense if Ernestine was really "Ernest."
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