[Franklin]

A guy walks into his front yard, looks up and sees a big gorilla sitting in his tree.

Frightened he runs back in the house, gets his yellow pages and looks up "Gorilla Removers".

He phones, explains his problem and 10 minutes later the remover shows up. He walks over, hands him a pair of handcuffs and a rifle. A little Chihuahua follows him and sits watching the gorilla.

The remover starts to climb the tree with a long pole and the man asks him just what is going on.

The remover says that when he gets up to the gorilla he will poke him with the pole and when he falls out of the tree the Chihuahua will run up and bite the gorilla in the balls.

Explaining that the gorilla will bend over and grab his balls and that while his wrists are together that he should handcuff him.

Thinking for a minute the man says "OK, but what is the rifle for?" The remover says: "Oh, if I fall out of the tree, shoot the Chihuahua"