[BillyIdaho]

Update:

I arrived to the office today, and my phone was ringing off the hook.

It was the Nigerian. I recognized his number on the phones ID display, as he calls every day. Not feeling like answering (so I could string him along), I just let it wring.

He called 5 times, and I pretty much had to answer it.

I just went ahead and told him to pound sand since he sent fake money.

I laughed at him when he said "please send it back."

"What for?" I asked..."I'm certain you'll print more - just quit calling me - you get nothing. Adios!" and I hung up.

He hasn't called back.

I usually deal with 2 or 3 Nigerians a week trying to swindle product, usually with stolen credit cards. I get those and shut them down by notifying the issuing banks. This is the first time someone sent counterfeit money.