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An Ode to Comcast
I call you up, you make me wait,
Die Comcast, Die,
I say you suck, you say you're great,
Die Comcast, Die,
Broadband is out, you don't know why,
Die Comcast, Die,
Unplug the modem, give it a try!
Die Comcast, Die,
It doesn't work, great big sigh,
Die Comcast, Die,
We'll send a tech, he'll have a smile,
Die Comcast, Die,
In several days, or after while,
Die Comcast, Die,
He doesn't show, Oh what a surprise,
Die Comcast, Die,
The anger's showing in my eyes,
Die Comcast, Die,
I call em back, temper ablazin,
Die Comcast, Die,
Simmer down, says the agent,
Die Comcast, Die,
We'll send him back, in two days,
Die Comcast, Die,
Fuch you too, is all I say,
Die Comcast, Die.
Mark
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