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Location: Green-Salem, NC
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two men are drinking on a rooftop bar. One man says to the other. "this bar has the coolest trick, if you jump off that railing the wind will pick you up and put you right back at the bar, here watch", and he jumps out
Sure enough, he floats back up and puts him back on his barstool.
The other guy says "cool" runs and jumps off...
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE................SPLAT!
Bartender looks at the first guy and says "Superman, You're an @**hole when you're drunk"
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Tim
1973 911T
2005 VW GTI
"Dave, hit the brakes, but don't look like your htting the brakes...what? I DON'T KNOW, BRAKE CASUAL!!!" dtw's thoughts after nearly rear ending a SHP officer
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