[widebody911]

That's even better than the time someone whined to me that a file system was full, and I told them the command to create more space was "rm -rf &"

Or another user who whined that his workstation was too slow, and I told him he could speed it up with "init 6"

I had one user who caught wind that another co-worker was getting extra RAM added to his workstation, and he pitched a fit saying he needed more too. I told him "Sure, I ordered a bunch of it. I'll do it tonight when I do the others" So that night, I opened his machine, removed 1/2 the RAM, buttoned it all up, but didn't even bother to even straighten his desk afterwards, to make it very obvious that I had worked on it. The next day he was singing praises about how much better his system was working!