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What your girlfriend is really telling you by wanting that 2 carat rock is that "I really want to take every last bit of joy you have in your life away from you." Next thing you know you will be advertising your Porsche with the heading "Need to sell, new kid on the way, new house, new (fill in the blank)." The rocks you need to be checking out are the ones hanging between your legs. Give them a good hard squeeze to bring you back to reality! Take a look in the mirror and scream out loud (preferably when your girl and her friends are around) "I'm a man, yes I am!" Let out a horrendous fart, grab a beer out of the refrigerator and head to the garage for some serious tinkering.
Kurt V
72 911E
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