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Policeman: Papers please.
Man: (nervously checking pockets) I ...uh ... seem to have left them at the hotel.
Policeman: We'll have to take you down to the station then.
Man: Oh, uh ... hang on, here they are.
Policeman begins examining papers, man shifts nervously, preparing to run.
Policeman: (angry) Hey! These papers expired two weeks ago!
Man runs. Police shoot him repeatedly. He falls dead in front of a sign that reads "Liberty, Equality, Fraternity," in French.