[juanbenae]

cause i am a jackass. ive run off evey woman thats ever meant a thing to me, and i pretty much don't mind. i have a low maintenance girl that i hit once a week or so, lives 50 miles away and is pretty cool. would not have it any other way. could i spend $3k on my car in the last 4 months if i had to ask my wife? think not.

most of my old friends are married and seem pretty happy. its just not for me. now a mail order bride? thats an option... dinner papasaun, laundry done papasaun, sucky/fu(ky papasaun, you maka me sooo horny papsaun.