[juanbenae]

pun fully intended. now here's the story.

i had my bi-monthly sex last eve when sweety came to town, so my sleep was extra good. was the sleep quality because of the sex, or the self medicating 4 pre-sex beers or the dinner after, i cant really say?

the best sleep really happened after she got outta bed at 730. dont know if it was extra good stinky morning sleepy dreams or what, but i had some twisted ones. i drempt i was doing laundry and spinning a bird (chicken roaster) on my whirrly around bird cooking thing. so from 730ish to 10 i hatched funny thoughts. regular laundy and cooking stuff was imagined. it really got strange when i awoke at a little before 10 dreaming i was eating my wallet. dont remember how it tasted, i just did it till i bit into a credit card. i was eating it with fork and knife off a plate. not all mid-evil off the fire or like an apple or pear. i think i had a bit of lee and perrin's with it, and what's funny is im an a-1 guy.

what could this all mean? i have been spending alot of cash as of late and need to get a handle on it. you know cars can get $$$. could it be the forecast of the bubble bursting in the bay area real estate market and everyday i sit tight my profits are being "eatin"? could it mean i need more fiber? mean people around me should be trained in the hymlick? could it,, well it might...

well, what do you think? should i switch to lee & perrin's? get a new wallet? have less sex? i am trying to read the tea leaves, any guidence?