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A bus full of nuns drives off the road and over a cliff, killing all of the occupants. Following their untimely deaths, the nuns arrive at the pearly gates where St. Peter is waiting to admit them into heaven. He asks them all form a line, as he has to ask them a few questions prior to admission, which they do.

St. Peter asks the first nun "Have you ever touched a peni$ before?"

"Yes, I touched one with the tip of my finger" she replied.

St. Peter responds "Well then I have to ask you to dip your finger in this holy water before I can admit you". Which she does, and walks right in.

The second nun steps up, and he asks her the same question - "Have you ever touched a peni$ before?"

She responds "Yes, I held one with my hand once."

"Well then I have to ask you to put your whole hand into the holy water before I can admit you". Which she does, and walks right in.

St. Peter then notices some nurses switching places in the line further back. He asks "What's goin' on back there?"

One of the nuns sticks her head out and replies "I just didn't want to have to drink that holy water after Sister Mary sticks her a$$ in it."