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A friends son recently tried being towed behind a Suburban while on his bike in an attempt to "do" a ramp and land the farthest...

The kids elbow was popping thru his flesh. He told his mom "but I was the only kid that made it"...not surprising really, his father is a stay at home mom/dad, probably due to no work skills...oh he does have one skill, he likes to hit the Hookah...