[WOODPIE]

Dear Milu,

1. You may own a Frenchwoman, but only if purchased from a Spaniard.

2. No one here is going to makle an offer on your daughter without pics. However, if she is accustomed to genitals the size of a donkey's, you can expect no more than five and twenty shekels.

3. Never inquire personally. Your French slave should sniff around on your behalf.

4. It's not the smell they object to, it's the noise and the lateness of the hour. Smite them

5. Smite him.

6. No, no degrees. Smite him and find new "friends."

7. The Southern Baptist tribes around here have acheived a clarity of vision that I can only assume could come from staring into the sun through a magnifying glass. Sort of a down-home laser surgery.

8. Use the method of smite which most pleases you, and again, find new friends.

9. The French slavewoman should handle your pigskin shoes when you dress, then be immediately smitten.

10. By not inviting the whole town, you yourself run the risk of being smote.

Ed