[Superman]

That's kinda what I'm putting together. Sort of like a pitching rotation. Except, I guess it's more like a catching rotation. hehehehehe.

Bryan, the Part Deux I'm considering leans on the followign angle: Sexual frustration stemming from puritanical moral codes as pursued by the religious right and supported by Dubya. I think that's enough of a link. And prudish behavior and repression of natural feelings resulting in appetities and propensities that are out of whack with more normal propensities in such a way that the new, substitution behaviors (boob fixation, for example) are inconsistent with societal goals. Whaddya think? Too much Freud? I think it works, and meets your challenge.