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Why a handgun is better than a man
Some just have to apply to both sexes!

* You can trade a .44 for .22, and probably get a little money to boot.
* If you admire a friend's handgun and tell her she will probably let you try it out for a few rounds, if you like it more than yours you can go for a trade or get one just like hers
* You can buy a silencer for a gun.
* You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're travelling
* Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup
* Your handgun will stay with you even if you forget to feed it
* A handgun doesn't fill the garage with junk
* Handguns are always happy to go shopping with you
* Handguns sit on the sofa during weepy films, they don't go to tinker with a motorcycle until it's over
* Handguns only roar when you want them to
* Handguns happily wear whichever holster you think suits them.
* The same model is available in different barrel lengths.
* Handguns don't squeal if you grab their handle with cold hands.
* If the first shot goes off too soon, there's another one ready in the magazine. You can easily reload a handgun. Your gun fires whenever you want it to as many times as it takes to satisfy you.
* If a handgun is not exercised it's happy with an occasional wipedown with an oily rag.
* Sleep with a handgun and you don't have to sleep on the wetpatch