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Subject: Nuts

> A doctor at an (insane) asylum, decided to take his
> inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients
> to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived,
> everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started,
> the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!" and the inmates complied by standing up.
>
> After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts!" and they all sat down.
> After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts!" and they all broke into
> applause and cheers.
>
> Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and
> a hot-dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was
> a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened, "what
in
> the heck is going on"?.

> The assistant replied, well...everything was fine until some guy
> walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS"!