I'm still having a difficult time believing that 'TABS' is not some sort of elaborate troll.
TABS... can you sum up some details for us? ...
Have you ever worked?
What (if anything) did you do for work?
Did you go to college? (where)
What sort of trust fund are we talking here? ($)
Are U a Prince fan?
Any plans for the future other than buying crap and surfing the net?